Posts Tagged ‘ass’

This Could Be The Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Late last month I was at the pawn shop making my final payment and retrieving my stuff. The fella who served me, after taking care of business, asked me “So how is your webpage doing?” I was kind of surprised, since I knew damn well I ‘d never told him about them, but played it cool. I asked him “Which one?” He winked at me, smiled, and said “The one with the pictures and videos”. I asked him again “Which one? I have three!”. Now it was HIS turn to be surprised.

A couple of days later I got an e-mail from him that was sent through one of the networks, in which he told me how much he loved watching me stuff a baseball bat up my pussy and ass.

I replied and asked him a few generic questions, since I know this guy (kind of) and he IS pretty cute. I figured maybe I could convert him into a new fuckbuddy.

Looks like there could be a whole lot more than that happening. Stay tuned.

Last Night I Had The Wettest Dream

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

If only dreams like this came true!

I dreamt that I got recruited into a porn ring, making XXX movies, for an outfit based in France, with the filming done mostly on yachts in the Mediterranean and on the French Riviera. Some filming was also done in Greece, particularly the nastier anal sex scenes. We’re talking really high-class themes and fancy clothes, champagne and caviar.

In my dream I became a world-famous porn star in high demand– and of course got royally fucked in every hole, in every way imaginable. In this dream one of my more attractive– and influential– costars fell madly in love with me and spent a lot of time and money seducing me with fancy gifts and amazing lovemaking.

“Finest Booty” contest on FreakDaddys

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Hello everyone!

I’ve just placed an entry in FreakDaddy’s “Finest Booty” contest, and I’d like
it a lot if y’all would drop by his site and place your vote for me.

the URL is http://freakdaddys.com/votefemale/vote.pl.

You can vote every day– so please remember to stop by daily and show your
support for your favorite Canadian slut!

You guys ROCK!

Kisses

I Want to Make a Meal Out of…..

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

……..a couple of the receptionists that work at the car dealerships I visit during the course of the workday.

One is blonde, blue-eyed with lots of freckles. She’s all of 5″2″ and maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. But she’s built like a brick shithouse. Nice “C” cup titties, little tiny waist, long legs, and a great ass. And a smile that would light up a city block during a power outage.

The other one is a brunette, with curves in all the right places. This girl has hips I’d love to grab on to while I fucked her hard and deep from behind with my 10″ strap-on. She’s got lips that were made for sucking cock ( or licking pussy ). I’d definitely enjoy having those lips sucking on my clit while I check out her other lips, or maybe have my hand buried deep up her pussy.

The question is HOW? It’s not exactly the kind of thing you can bring up in casual conversation, and to ask something like that at work could land me in a heap of hot water.

So for now, it will have to remain a fantasy, at least until I can figure out a way to see if either of them are inclined that way. But oh what a fantasy it is!

Blow Me!

Friday, February 19th, 2010

I did a kinky-ass photo shoot yesterday.

I have a really old blow-dryer and it’s pretty wide at the mouth. I took that blowdryer and stuffed it deep into my pussy. I buried that sucker right up to the 90ยบ elbow LOL. While I had the business end stuffed in my cunt, I took the electrical cord and wrapped it really tightly around my titties and made them stand straight out in the air.

I rode that blow-dryer until my tits turned purple and I came hard.

Then– I unwrapped myself, and stuffed the business end of the blow-dryer up my asshole. I must have fucked my ass with it for a good ten minutes. It just felt so good, I didn’t want to stop.

Of course, it’s all been captured in pictures and in video. Stay tuned for another kinky-ass update from yours truly!!

New Stunt Cock on the Block?

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Three hundred replies (or more) later, to the personal ad I put in Kijiji, I may have found a new boy-toy and Stunt Cock. I’ll meet him tomorrow for the first time; we’ll have a couple of beverages and shoot the breeze.
This guy is a nude male model, and from the pictures I’ve seen, is very, very much ‘ my type” both on a physical and a common interests level. And Man, does he ever have a GREAT ass!!
I’ve been fantasizing all evening about sneaking him into the ladies room at the pub we’re meeting at, and bending over the toilet so he can slam his hard cock deep into my cunt.
I wonder if this is one dream that CAN come true?

If only this dream would come true!

Friday, December 11th, 2009

I had the wildest dream last night.

I dreamt that somehow, somebody accessed my locker while I was at the pool having my aquafit class and stuffed my jeans full of men’s underwear.

I went home and entered the living room only to find 40 naked men waiting for me. I asked ” what the fuck?” and was told that my boyfriend had arranged this for me, that they were there to gang-bang me, fuck me silly in all my holes, and both fill me and cover me with cum.

I still didn’t believe them, until one of them showed me a copy of the personal ad my boyfriend had placed. It said “For rent: One Cheap Whore. Takes a licking and keeps on kicking. Hardly used and rarely abused. Can fuck all night and suck you dry. Only one owner. Price: FREE. Come and meet her and she’ll show you exactly what I mean. Available to more than one taker.”

I was blown away. I didn’t think my boyfriend would do something like that without telling me first. No way would he just send over a bunch of men and not tell me first. But here they were, 40 hardbodied men all with big hard-ons waiting to fuck me silly. I thought I’d died and gone to heaven.

And then I woke up with a very, very wet pussy. I’ve spent all damn day stuffing various dildos and vibrators into my holes in an effort to quench that thirst. It ain’t working.

The Zipless Fuck

Saturday, November 28th, 2009

A couple of days ago, when my fuckbuddy had me bent over the toilet and was driving his cock deep up my pussy and then my ass, all I could think about was my “Fold me over” blog post.. and how hot this would have been if we’d been able to film it.

It was your classic “zipless fuck” that Erica Jong wrote about. We didn’t have a whole lot of time to squeeze this fucking into, but damn!! it was hot.

How I’m celebrating AmericanThanksgiving

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

This tart is getting ready to make some pumpkin tarts for my SO. He is American, so tomorrow is his Thanksgiving. And while I make the tarts, I’m going to take some of the pie filling and spread it all over my titties, pussy and ass–while he takes some pictures. If I’m lucky, maybe my SO will let me put some on his cock so I can lick it clean.

The Service Tech

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Today the tech came by to make some adjustments to our wireless internet. We’ve had some issues because of the brutally high winds that blew through here over the last few days.

You know it’s bad when you’re on a first name basis with the service technician.

He’s freakin’ hot. DAMN! I’d like to make a ‘connection’ with him and have him ‘service’ me. I’ve got some knobs I’d be happy to let him adjust.