Posts Tagged ‘suck’

I Want to Make a Meal Out of…..

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

……..a couple of the receptionists that work at the car dealerships I visit during the course of the workday.

One is blonde, blue-eyed with lots of freckles. She’s all of 5″2″ and maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. But she’s built like a brick shithouse. Nice “C” cup titties, little tiny waist, long legs, and a great ass. And a smile that would light up a city block during a power outage.

The other one is a brunette, with curves in all the right places. This girl has hips I’d love to grab on to while I fucked her hard and deep from behind with my 10″ strap-on. She’s got lips that were made for sucking cock ( or licking pussy ). I’d definitely enjoy having those lips sucking on my clit while I check out her other lips, or maybe have my hand buried deep up her pussy.

The question is HOW? It’s not exactly the kind of thing you can bring up in casual conversation, and to ask something like that at work could land me in a heap of hot water.

So for now, it will have to remain a fantasy, at least until I can figure out a way to see if either of them are inclined that way. But oh what a fantasy it is!

Am I Good or Am I Good?

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Now, before you read this– and I know it’s really long– I need to make sure you guys know that I’m not even CLOSE to being a computer geek/expert/wizard. I’m freaking clueless when it comes to this stuff. And what happened tonight impressed the shit out of me– I managed to impress myself, and that’s not easy (even if I am!)

I got tired of all this dicking around with Firefox 2. I liked the basic layout and got comfy with it, but there were some stability issues and some of my software wasn’t jiving with it. I got tired of my computer jamming up all the time.. so I decided to suck it up and upgrade to Firefox 3.6.

I’d tried to do that in the fall, but when I upgraded to firefox 3.x, all of my bookmarks and passwords got lost and I really didn’t have the inclination to figure it out. So I rolled back to what I knew– FF2.x.

Sure as shit the same thing happened when I upgraded this evening. But tonight was different, I wanted to figure it out and deal with it.
I had been smart enough to back-up my bookmarks before I did this, and I’d done a screen capture of all of passwords, just in case I couldn’t get them back…. if I had to I would have gone to the sites one by one and re-entered them all… >:(

I found out that the new version had the Import bookmarks feature, but when I ran it, only about 3/4 of my bookmarks came back. I couldn’t find the folder that had all of my adult website-related bookmarks at all…. and I went “awww, crap, how do I fix that?!” What I discovered was that those bookmarks were there but had been placed inside the “Bookmarks Toolbar” that drops down underneath the Bookmarks tab. In FF2.x you were able to rename this folder, but not in the new version.

So I hit the support site and did some surfing, and got the same answer everywhere I looked– that this goddamn ‘bookmarks toolbar’ folder CAN’T be deleted, and it can’t be renamed. And then– I hit the jackpot. I found a site that gave me step-by step instructions how to set up a .css file in the “Chrome” folder in the Application Data, and gave the codes to do all kinds of stuff that I didn’t dream was possible… including permanently hiding that folder. So, tonight I did my first .css document, ever.

I opened FF up in safe mode and deleted every fucking one of the bookmarks I’d imported, and then located the ‘bookmarksbackup’ file. I chose a (different)backup from two days ago and imported it– et voila!! I had my bookmarks.

So here I was feeling rather smug. I’d gotten my bookmarks back AND managed to get rid of that unwanted folder and a few others too. But I still had no clue how the hell I was going to retrieve my passwords.

I did more surfing on the support site for FireFox and there was an answer there. All I had to do was delete my signons.sqlite and key3.db files from the new default profile, and drop in a copy of the old key3.db and signons3.txt files from the backup.

Woo hoo I thought, this will be easy….. and then I found out I had no goddamn signons3.txt file at all, only a signons2.txt file. So I’m sitting here going WTF???, how do I fix that?

All of a sudden the light bulb went off in my head, I didn’t have jack shit to lose….I made a copy of this signons2.txt file and put it in a different folder, then renamed it signons3.txt, and dropped it into the FF default profile folder. I opened up FF, and bada bang bada bing, there were all of my passwords!!

I damn near fainted.

So the question is– am I good or am I good? ROFLMAO

peace out
M

If only this dream would come true!

Friday, December 11th, 2009

I had the wildest dream last night.

I dreamt that somehow, somebody accessed my locker while I was at the pool having my aquafit class and stuffed my jeans full of men’s underwear.

I went home and entered the living room only to find 40 naked men waiting for me. I asked ” what the fuck?” and was told that my boyfriend had arranged this for me, that they were there to gang-bang me, fuck me silly in all my holes, and both fill me and cover me with cum.

I still didn’t believe them, until one of them showed me a copy of the personal ad my boyfriend had placed. It said “For rent: One Cheap Whore. Takes a licking and keeps on kicking. Hardly used and rarely abused. Can fuck all night and suck you dry. Only one owner. Price: FREE. Come and meet her and she’ll show you exactly what I mean. Available to more than one taker.”

I was blown away. I didn’t think my boyfriend would do something like that without telling me first. No way would he just send over a bunch of men and not tell me first. But here they were, 40 hardbodied men all with big hard-ons waiting to fuck me silly. I thought I’d died and gone to heaven.

And then I woke up with a very, very wet pussy. I’ve spent all damn day stuffing various dildos and vibrators into my holes in an effort to quench that thirst. It ain’t working.

Time for Sax, Gotta Blow

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

I play Alto Sax in a Community concert band. We play at seniors centers, churches, Legion Halls and that sort of thing, as a community service.

At our practice tonight, as I nestled the sax between my legs and played the music, I found myself wishing two things: I wished that it was a nice hard cock between my legs, and I wished that I was blowing something else.

How I’m celebrating AmericanThanksgiving

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

This tart is getting ready to make some pumpkin tarts for my SO. He is American, so tomorrow is his Thanksgiving. And while I make the tarts, I’m going to take some of the pie filling and spread it all over my titties, pussy and ass–while he takes some pictures. If I’m lucky, maybe my SO will let me put some on his cock so I can lick it clean.